Image is Nothing / Thirst is Everything
In honor of January being national stalker month I’ve decided to shed light on a subject rarely talked about “THIRST”.
Yeah I know yawl hear the thirsty moniker attached to guys daily but rarely do we consider females to be thirsty. Well they are! Extremely aggressive and crass in trying to achieve what they want. Listed below are lists of actual direct messages I’ve received over the last week or so on twitter. Prepare for the debauchery!!!!!
Nov 20, 2011:
- Her; I wish I could see more pics J
- Me: I got a picture in my avi, who are you?
- Her: I’m your future papi. The things I want to do to that dick ummmm ….
- Me: what you want to do to it? ——- (Hey I at least wanted to know) lol
- Her: I bet you got a big dick to, I just want to suck that dick papi forever
Mind you I don’t know this tramp at all. That was our first interaction ever!!!
Dec 4 2011: (different woman)
- Her: Why you be ignoring me?
- Me: Hey I’m not ignoring you, I try and speak to everyone what’s to it?
- Her: You don’t be speaking to me!
- ME: my bad it’s not on purpose, do I follow you?
- Her: Yup, apparently not close enough. You look good though, I like your swag what that dick do?
- Me: it does magic tricks in Vegas and tap dances for spare change lol
- Her: magic huh? You should make it magically disappear in my mouth
Dec 11 2011 (also different woman)
- You know you so xXXplicit you be doing something to me
- Me: Good
- Her: I’m serious We gotta fix that all I need is 1 night
- Where you stay?
- Her: Cali, I need you to come get this Cali pussy. It’s calling for you. Come get it
Jan 1 2012 (different woman)
- Hey just wanted to drop you a line and say happy New Year. I hope I get a chance to know you better this year
- Me: No doubt thanks and happy New Year to you as well. What’s your resolution?
- Her: to be an all around better person. What’s yours?
- Me: that’s very politically correct of you. Mine is to ask for titty pics up front lol
- Her: you couldn’t handle mines you would be addicted
- Me: Try me
- Her: where can I send them?
- Me: xxxxxxxxxxx.com
- Her: sent what you think?
There is no moral to this story and if the women who sent these see this post because there are some that follow this blog know I meant no malice in posting this and I’d never expose your names or twitter handles it’s all in good fun. I was just tired of guy getting treated as if we are the only sex that aggressively lust after the other. As you can see that shit goes both ways.
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What a way to make a statement lol. Have you been confronted by any of these women yet? Then again, they may have forgot these conversations with you.
Hilarious post! XOXO
I really choked on my drink laughing at this…and they say men are the only ones that be talking this way. Now out of these women which one you planning on knocking off? If not all of them lmao!